Sweet Memories

writing is a form of THERAPY

Sometimes you can only wish. Wish for things that are never there. Hope for things you will never get.

But sometimes..

Believing will be alot better than wishing.

I wish.. Wish upon the Wishing Tree.

about Summer

Sagittarian . Cantonese . dreamer . emotional . Singapore . hugs . dolls . anti-social . soft-hearted . read . sleep . coffee . gelato . french . blur queen . cinderella . games . cute stuff . japanese food . anything white .

Maybe one day

i'll be back to tell you
我可以陪你去看星星

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I dont want 童话, can you give me a 神话 ?

给我一个.. 恋爱频率

Tell me how do I live.. without YOU

my Past

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My darling cousin, the HTML code expert

Joke of the day - Customer care in 2020

Saturday, March 25, 2006 1:12 PM

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your.."
Customer : "Hello, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer : "It's eh.., hold on.. ..102049998-45-54610"
Operator : "OK.. you're.. Mr John and you're calling from 17 Embassy Square. Your home number is 40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
Customer : "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer : "May I order your Seafood Pizza.."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer : "How come?"
Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer : "What?.. What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer : "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled Popular Hokkien Dishes from the National Library last week Sir"
Customer : "OK I give up.. Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"
Customer : "Can I pay by credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."
Customer : "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer : "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle.."
Customer : "What!"
Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Scooter, ..registration number 1123"
Customer : "????"
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer : "Nothing.. by the way.. aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic.. "
Customer : "#$$^%&$@$%^"
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman..?"

Customer: [Faints]